dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

a person’s a person no matter how small
—Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.   (via sarcasmdrips)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

Source: opalesent Via: dutchster
larstheyeti:

rooming with batman
[via tapastic]

larstheyeti:

rooming with batman

[via tapastic]

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

Via: digg

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

Source: gnny Via: dutchster

7 Wacky Farts That Can Help Us Understand Ferguson, MO »

codyjohnston:

Here’s that column I mentioned. More than 5,000 words exclusively about farts from butts.

storms-in-the-summer:

gorilllas:

do u ever get really upset because you have a friend who is so mean to you and you would just call it quits but they occasionally do a nice thing

this feel


"Australian Slang" by

awesomephilia:

padyluppet:

in case anyone is interested, in order:

afternoon
mcdonalds
utility vehicle
brisbane
full
barbeque
avocado
biscuits
bottle shop
bundaberg rum
cabernet sauvignon
chocolate
breakfast
compensation
methylated spirits
sandwich
sausage
spaghetti bolognaise
cigarette
football
garbage collector
boxed wine
kindergarten
kiss
politician
poker machine
registration
service station (gas station)
sick day
cigarette break
bottle of beer
can of beer
sweatpants/tracksuit pants
Volkswagen
vegetarian
u-turn

it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

when i’ve lost my lesson plan and have to improvise

how most of my lessons go

themuslimavenger:

“The love of learning,
the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books